- Kisama - Japanese
- As to thialo - Greek
- Dorme mecum - Latin
- Javla - Swidish
- Fick dich - German
- Cao ni - Mandarin
- Fuck you - English
- Ssibal - Korean
- Chodela - Hindi
- PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAGPAKAILANMAN! - Filipino (Tagalog)
CHINGA TU Y CHINGA TU PUTA MADRE
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules